Design a weapon

[Kuat]

I remeber we had this discussion on AIM before, but it would be nice to write 'em down and come up with other ones. I remember MW had "Vlad, the Impaler", a rather horrifying pike (I think?), Murmasa had the "Glowstick" (Can't remember if that was the name), a staff that glowed (and allow him to constantly say to his enemies "I will fill your dark soul with LIIIGGGHHTT!"), Vivi had a... polearm of sorts? And I had the "Dominatrix" (I had a name like Twisting Snake, but this name fit better), which was a whip.

"Dominatrix": I might as well talk about mine: It was a whip that could fragment into smaller ends that could seek enemies; it could then either restrain/strangle them, or the tips could harden and stab them. The element used was poison, and in the wake of the tails all would ail. The weakness of it (which everyone's should have, dang it) was that it was ranged; if an enemy got in close within half a meter or so, the whip wouldn't reach them.

"Hunter/Killers": Also I had these seeking death frisbees (think the spiked richoet ones that were insta kill, NOT Xena) that would go to an enemy, go through them multiple times, and then safely return to the own. Its disadvantage was that it could only target one enemy, and stayed on them for a bit. But once it has a lock, DEATH.

Oh yeah, this came into my mind because Vampyre's thread. Anyway, post away!

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Megaphone of Doom!

A megaphone so powerful that it can rip flesh clear off bone. Weakness? Runs out of batteries.

[Captain Galaxy]

A tennis racket with razor sharp netting. I dub it, the "Noodlelator!" How does it work? you swing it down upon your victim's head, instantly turning his head into a bunch of square-shaped cerebral and skull noodles! The only weakness of course is the fact that it only works on the head, and maybe other parts of the body. Maybe I should create another weapon.

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mmmm... fries

[The Dankness]

My weapon is a life-sucking spear possesed by the essence of Vlad the Impaler. When used to impale or stab someone, the user can then use the spear to absorb the lifeforce of that person. Weilding the spear also gives the user the ability to summon up a whole crap-load of spears from out of the ground to impale even more people.

Man, impaling people is so fun.

[Kuat]

musicalwarrior said:

My weapon is a life-sucking spear possesed by the essence of Vlad the Impaler. When used to impale or stab someone, the user can then use the spear to absorb the lifeforce of that person. Weilding the spear also gives the user the ability to summon up a whole crap-load of spears from out of the ground to impale even more people.

Man, impaling people is so fun.

I wonder if we can add weapons to the badass list. A spear that summons other spears that impales people, possesed by Vlad the Impaler. That sounds pretty nice.

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sounds like somebody (other than me) should create a Badass Weapon List.

[Kuat]

It shall be done! I do this for auir!

[Muramasa]

For the record, it was called the "Lumious". Also, it came with a free Will Hung Sang It CD when ordered with a credit card by phone.