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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 7, 2007 11:24:53 GMT -8
I totally just destroyed a philosophy midterm.
*feels like a pirate*
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 7, 2007 23:55:35 GMT -8
Pirate in the sense that you stole your information and/or cheated on the test, or pirate in the sense that you bastardized philosophy?
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 8, 2007 0:34:39 GMT -8
Victory always makes me feel pirate-y.
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 8, 2007 0:52:33 GMT -8
Ah, fair enough. Your teeth must hurt an awful lot then...
Congrats on the successful midterm by the way. I had a pretty good in-class essay result myself.
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Post by Lady V on Mar 8, 2007 11:49:37 GMT -8
I ran out of time on my midterm... but then again I always take too long.
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 8, 2007 12:21:42 GMT -8
Could be worse. You could have done nothing.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 8, 2007 21:34:25 GMT -8
So what was everyone's midterms on?
Mine was on Locke's notion of primary and secondary qualities and Berkeley's response to it. And then I explained why Berkeley sucks. (b'_')b
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 8, 2007 22:00:00 GMT -8
Heh, mine was a much more simple, read a book, explain the social institutions and solutions to social problems kinda paper.
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Post by Kuat on Mar 9, 2007 9:15:40 GMT -8
Man, one down. And what a... well, I'll give you some sample Q and A's:
An ideal bioterrorist weapon:
a.) complicated and/or inane microbiology
b.) complicated and/or inane microbiology
c.) complicated and/or inane microbiology
d.) complicated and/or inane microbiology
e.) can only be used in susceptible target populations
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Wow, what a waste of time reaming through the first few. Ok, next questions
(Long, long case presentation) Which of these are correct:
a.) lol bacteria have nuclei
b.) Antibiotics work on viruses
c.) You should wash your hands before seeing a patient
d.) Rubbing feces all over your face is OK
e.) Dipping your lab coat in a culture doesn't contaminate anything.
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Gonna have to go with C? Maybe. Ah, these are just the intro questions...
You stayed up two nights and studied everything from the synthesis of quinolone antibiotics to the gene expression of Aspergillous at 35 centigrade. The test, however, asks if Fungi have cell membranes. Do you feel:
a.) Relived
b.) Angered
c.) like questioning your career path
d.) like a nut
I fear that this test was so easy because the next two will be OMG hard. Hopefully not though. Finished: Microbiology part 2 of 3. To go: Paristiology and GI pathology.
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 9, 2007 10:21:07 GMT -8
Paristiology sounds fun.
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Post by Kuat on Mar 9, 2007 10:24:02 GMT -8
It is. Makes me afraid as hell to travel. Or eat. Or breath. Or walk outside. The course leader was great teacher too. She was also pretty cute, which didn't hurt my attention span. |
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 9, 2007 10:40:57 GMT -8
Heh, whenever you take a new course, you seem become momentarily hypersensitive to the particular lessons in that course.
Incidentally, I remember when I took that Transnational gangs course. For a moment, I saw gang members everywhere.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 9, 2007 15:46:36 GMT -8
Wassup, blood.
The cuteness of my French teacher is not helping.
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Post by Kuat on Mar 9, 2007 16:06:21 GMT -8
Wassup, blood. The cuteness of my French teacher is not helping. WE DEMAND PICS. If you know, can. |
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 9, 2007 16:10:14 GMT -8
Can't. Unless I take a camera to class.
But then I would have to explain myself... in French.
I can't even fathom that let alone have a decent answer.
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Post by Kuat on Mar 9, 2007 16:13:41 GMT -8
Can't. Unless I take a camera to class. But then I would have to explain myself... in French. I can't even fathom that let alone have a decent answer. Hey, you know chicks dig that foreign stuff. I wonder if that works on girls who speak the language naturally though? |
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 9, 2007 16:18:44 GMT -8
And there's a pretty girl in the class that I wouldn't mind asking out if it weren't for the fact that it would be all out of the blue and creepy. I already did that last semester... with bad results.
I bet trying French on a French chick would sound like a half-fluent anything trying to ask an English-speaking girl. Not so well.
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 9, 2007 23:45:16 GMT -8
Actually, I hear some foreign girls enjoy an "American" accent. Whud ya'll think 'bout that, hrrm?
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Mar 9, 2007 23:52:17 GMT -8
I wish I spoke in a subtly southern accent like that narrator in The Thin Red Line.
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Post by Muramasa on Mar 9, 2007 23:53:16 GMT -8
And if you spoke like Morrigan Freeman, your chances would increase 20 fold.
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