Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jul 30, 2004 17:40:55 GMT -8
The Presidential Election is fast approaching and mainstream political debate is at an all time high. However, mainstream politics sometimes ignores important, yet seldom heard voices for change. To fix this problem and to work off some mandatory community service hours, the parties CARSIC (Coalition of Americans for Scientific and Intellectual Chaos) and FONESECS (Federation of Opportunistic Nationalists for Extreme Social and Economic Change in the States) have come together again to represent such a cause. Oh yeah!
During this election and all other elections before it, both parties agreed on the issue of “getting out the vote.” Never discussed on televised debates and rarely reported on, this controversial issue has gone unnoticed by the vast majority of the public. The media doesn’t want it out because they are a bunch of humanoid zombies that are being controlled by anti-funk garage mechanics who are really Greedo-looking elephant things born from space eggs. CARSIC/FONESECS has decided to speak up for those who want to keep the vote where it is and not let it go all willy-nilly around. Damn kids... I mean votes.
Our side is a considerable underdog and we will receive lots of dirt-throwing from our opponents. One new weapon of character assassination that our rivals have concocted in their evil laboratories is what they call “facts” or “common sense.” To combat this immoral and godless sound bites, we have devised our own counter tactic. We have developed what is referred to as “Hyper-Truth.” Hyper-Truth is truth that is not true until after we say it. The previous sentence is a very good example of Hyper-Truth and so is this one. Let me give you a more clear example of Hyper-Truth:
Not Hyper-Truth = “I am a golden god!” - said by person of neither FONESECS nor CARSIC
Hyper-Truth = “I am a golden god!” - said by me, googlyminotaur (Member of CARSIC and FONESECS)
See? The first one is false because it is normally false. The second one would be false but I said it and since I said it, it has become true or Hyper-True. Understand? If you don’t, just assume that everything that I say is true and that’s Hyper-Truth.
Together with Hyper-Truth, we will succeed in preventing our adversaries from “getting out the vote.” Hazzah!
During this election and all other elections before it, both parties agreed on the issue of “getting out the vote.” Never discussed on televised debates and rarely reported on, this controversial issue has gone unnoticed by the vast majority of the public. The media doesn’t want it out because they are a bunch of humanoid zombies that are being controlled by anti-funk garage mechanics who are really Greedo-looking elephant things born from space eggs. CARSIC/FONESECS has decided to speak up for those who want to keep the vote where it is and not let it go all willy-nilly around. Damn kids... I mean votes.
Our side is a considerable underdog and we will receive lots of dirt-throwing from our opponents. One new weapon of character assassination that our rivals have concocted in their evil laboratories is what they call “facts” or “common sense.” To combat this immoral and godless sound bites, we have devised our own counter tactic. We have developed what is referred to as “Hyper-Truth.” Hyper-Truth is truth that is not true until after we say it. The previous sentence is a very good example of Hyper-Truth and so is this one. Let me give you a more clear example of Hyper-Truth:
Not Hyper-Truth = “I am a golden god!” - said by person of neither FONESECS nor CARSIC
Hyper-Truth = “I am a golden god!” - said by me, googlyminotaur (Member of CARSIC and FONESECS)
See? The first one is false because it is normally false. The second one would be false but I said it and since I said it, it has become true or Hyper-True. Understand? If you don’t, just assume that everything that I say is true and that’s Hyper-Truth.
Together with Hyper-Truth, we will succeed in preventing our adversaries from “getting out the vote.” Hazzah!
