Post by Muramasa on Dec 22, 2007 1:30:08 GMT -8
That's right, you heard me. I hate this mod. Never have I been played by a game that I actually loathe until now. And I've played a lot of shit too. I've played Trio the Punch, Last Action Hero, JJ & Jeff, AND Adam's Family: Fester's Quest.
For you few who haven't played this mod, I'll give you the lowdown. The basic premise is that a group of SWATesque soldiers called "IRIS" are trying to track down subject 616. The rounds involve a number of IRIS folk trying to hunt down a lone player who takes on 616's role- IRIS' object being to kill 616 or survive, while 616's object is to kill all IRIS members in the time limit. Now, it sounds pretty one sided, but 616's advantage is that he is the MOTHERFUCKING PREDATOR. That's right, this bastard is a semi-invisible ass that stabs people in the back, clings on walls, and throws grenades that hurt, maim, kill, and more vision blurring than a poison knife in Perfect Dark. Not only that, this jerk always knows where you are. He's got perfect vision, he can see in the dark, and I bet just playing as him makes you a psychic. I've played a few public servers, and one thing that really irks me about this game is that, while cool, fun players die within one or two rounds, a hidden players that do thrive are the ARROGANT PRICKs. It's like this game was made for them. These assholes stay as the hidden for hours on end. And it's not like their shinanigans are openly offense in nature. Much like the hidden, it's suble, annoying, and BONE. God, I hate hidden players. And what's up with IRIS anyways? I've never seen such a terrible congregation of morons. It's like playing as IRIS forces an a population IQ drop. Kinda like customers in a game store. I mean, look at their assault rifle. Where the hell was this thing made? It shoots 3 bullets a year. And the Less Lethal Launcher. Yes, the LESS LETHAL LAUNCHER. Great job guys, why give the crew sleeping bullets that make the hidden nap for a second and knives that hurt but don't kill.
In all honesty, the game is hardly the issue at hand. Do you know why I hate this game so much? Do you really want to know? Too bad, I'll tell you. This game has made me PARANOID. I can't sleep anymore because I know that cock is lying in the darkness, waiting for me. I bet the ass is right behind me as a I type this, waiting for 3 seconds until the round ends to finish me off. Everywhere I go, I sense this asshole. I can't even function at work anymore:
Me: Yep, just a completely empty stairwell. Nothing could possibly ambush me here.
*Coworker happens to enter stairwell door*
Coworker: Oh, hey An-
Me: OH HOLYSHITFUCKS!
*impales clipboard into coworker's face*
Every single goddamn place at work is a freaking hiding place for the Hidden. I now find myself checking every single nook, cranny, shaded area, vent, false wall, trap door, crate, barrel, trash can, open elevator, couch, bed, filing cabinet, and large coworker for a possible hidden hiding spot. And then I tell myself I'm getting paranoid, and I resist trying to check, only to recheck them because I think 616 is trying to trick me into thinking that I'm getting paranoid so I won't check those aforementioned items. Goddamnit.
And it gets even worse. I'm not just worried that he's around. I SEE him. This bastard is everywhere, I SWEAR IT!. I mean, look at these images:
He was following my parents
The bastard has even invaded my casual browsing...
He's a bit tougher to spot in this one, but I think his butt-buddy is a good tip off...
OH SHI-
Not only does this bastard torment me in the game, he's after my friends, my family, and my imaginary dog named Cat. I hate Hidden: Source...
For you few who haven't played this mod, I'll give you the lowdown. The basic premise is that a group of SWATesque soldiers called "IRIS" are trying to track down subject 616. The rounds involve a number of IRIS folk trying to hunt down a lone player who takes on 616's role- IRIS' object being to kill 616 or survive, while 616's object is to kill all IRIS members in the time limit. Now, it sounds pretty one sided, but 616's advantage is that he is the MOTHERFUCKING PREDATOR. That's right, this bastard is a semi-invisible ass that stabs people in the back, clings on walls, and throws grenades that hurt, maim, kill, and more vision blurring than a poison knife in Perfect Dark. Not only that, this jerk always knows where you are. He's got perfect vision, he can see in the dark, and I bet just playing as him makes you a psychic. I've played a few public servers, and one thing that really irks me about this game is that, while cool, fun players die within one or two rounds, a hidden players that do thrive are the ARROGANT PRICKs. It's like this game was made for them. These assholes stay as the hidden for hours on end. And it's not like their shinanigans are openly offense in nature. Much like the hidden, it's suble, annoying, and BONE. God, I hate hidden players. And what's up with IRIS anyways? I've never seen such a terrible congregation of morons. It's like playing as IRIS forces an a population IQ drop. Kinda like customers in a game store. I mean, look at their assault rifle. Where the hell was this thing made? It shoots 3 bullets a year. And the Less Lethal Launcher. Yes, the LESS LETHAL LAUNCHER. Great job guys, why give the crew sleeping bullets that make the hidden nap for a second and knives that hurt but don't kill.
In all honesty, the game is hardly the issue at hand. Do you know why I hate this game so much? Do you really want to know? Too bad, I'll tell you. This game has made me PARANOID. I can't sleep anymore because I know that cock is lying in the darkness, waiting for me. I bet the ass is right behind me as a I type this, waiting for 3 seconds until the round ends to finish me off. Everywhere I go, I sense this asshole. I can't even function at work anymore:
Me: Yep, just a completely empty stairwell. Nothing could possibly ambush me here.
*Coworker happens to enter stairwell door*
Coworker: Oh, hey An-
Me: OH HOLYSHITFUCKS!
*impales clipboard into coworker's face*
Every single goddamn place at work is a freaking hiding place for the Hidden. I now find myself checking every single nook, cranny, shaded area, vent, false wall, trap door, crate, barrel, trash can, open elevator, couch, bed, filing cabinet, and large coworker for a possible hidden hiding spot. And then I tell myself I'm getting paranoid, and I resist trying to check, only to recheck them because I think 616 is trying to trick me into thinking that I'm getting paranoid so I won't check those aforementioned items. Goddamnit.
And it gets even worse. I'm not just worried that he's around. I SEE him. This bastard is everywhere, I SWEAR IT!. I mean, look at these images:
He was following my parents
The bastard has even invaded my casual browsing...
He's a bit tougher to spot in this one, but I think his butt-buddy is a good tip off...
OH SHI-
Not only does this bastard torment me in the game, he's after my friends, my family, and my imaginary dog named Cat. I hate Hidden: Source...
