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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 22, 2005 12:58:58 GMT -8
Well, here's R. Kelly's main website. Go to the "video" section and watch all five chapters of "Trapped In The Closet." It's so freaking awefull that it boarders on hilarity. www.r-kelly.com/index_main.html
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 23, 2005 11:25:35 GMT -8
Tell me what you people think.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Aug 23, 2005 20:10:21 GMT -8
I am not gonna tell you what I think for two reasons: Who gives a crap what r kelly does, and i dont want to see what he does.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Aug 23, 2005 20:13:14 GMT -8
OK, I decided to give it a try, and the first 10 seconds of the first episode made me want to barf. R kelly, shouldn't write songs.
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Post by Dex on Aug 23, 2005 20:42:41 GMT -8
Hah, okay, I watched the first part. It was pretty damn funny. That guy must have been deaf to go to the bathroom first when he heard the cell phone. It was clear across the room, plus why the hell would he check the dresser? Then R. Kelly pulls out his beretta? The guy isn't some crazed maniac or gangster. He's a business man that just got home to find out his wife is cheating on him. R. Kelly must be afraid...now on to part 2.
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Post by Dex on Aug 23, 2005 20:48:17 GMT -8
Part 2 complete... omfg. This guy said he's a pastor? Okay, first he wants to kill R. kelly, then he's also cheating on his spouse, but not just that, it's a God damn man. He's a freaking homosexual. Some pastor, eh? Okay...on to part 3.
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Post by Dex on Aug 23, 2005 20:54:11 GMT -8
Part 3: Um...I don't know why he hung around so long, I would've been outta there asap. Then why would he try to call home while he's holding up 3 people? But could it be that his wife is cheating on him? What goes around comes around, I guess... Part 4, here I come.
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Post by Dex on Aug 23, 2005 20:58:57 GMT -8
hah! Lying, dirty, Bitch! Bust a cap in her ass! Oh wait...you're a damn, cheating, piece of shit too....
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Post by Dex on Aug 23, 2005 21:03:10 GMT -8
mmfgh >.<
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 24, 2005 0:21:23 GMT -8
I am not gonna tell you what I think for two reasons: Who gives a crap what r kelly does, and i dont want to see what he does. omfg, elitism
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Aug 24, 2005 22:04:48 GMT -8
*sigh* I'm sorry, Patrick...I'm sorry I'm everything your super-highly-intellectual-egotistic mind hates
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 24, 2005 23:37:26 GMT -8
I
was
kidding
((whenever I use acronyms in my post, I'm probably kidding around))
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 28, 2005 19:53:10 GMT -8
If what you posted was the same thing I heard on the radio, I am familiar with his soap opera esque 5 part whatever the hell you define it as. I don't remember what happens in the end though.
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