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Post by The Dankness on Nov 6, 2005 3:32:31 GMT -8
The eternal struggle of pirates vs. ninjas. Who will prevail???
I feel like a good debate.
It's all about pirates. They sail the seven seas, looting and pillaging, with only three things on their mind: Drinking grog, killing people, and getting booty (both kinds). Ninjas kill for honor. Pirates? They don't know the meaning of the word.
I've got lots more to say about why pirates will always rule over ninjas, but I'm gonna save it for the debating. Anyway, I want to know YOUR opinion. Let's get this battle started.
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Post by DJ Coulz on Nov 6, 2005 14:43:42 GMT -8
DRINK, PILLAGE, GET THE WOMEN! Pirates life for me!!!!!!!
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Post by Kuat on Nov 6, 2005 14:47:06 GMT -8
Pirates: Laid back, loose, loud, boisterous.
Ninjas: Uptight, slient, fun is a four letter word to them.
A winnar is Pirates.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Nov 6, 2005 16:16:18 GMT -8
Ninja Pirates (aka - Pirate Ninjas)  |
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 6, 2005 16:20:58 GMT -8
As awesome as that Ninja Pirate is, It cannot be accepted as an answer. YOU MUST CHOOSE!!!
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Nov 6, 2005 19:43:14 GMT -8
I picked pirates.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 7, 2005 9:44:22 GMT -8
VIKINGS RULE ALL!
Why?
Not only do they pillage, kidnap women, and collect lots and lots of gold. But they also kill the children of all the women they kidnap. Isn't that just the best kind of expression for love? Best, of all, they also slay dragons, steal gold from dwarves, backstab each other, rescue sleeping beauties (who marry them just for being rescued, no matter how ugly! Kinda like shrek!), and tackle down monsters named Grendel when they're not pillaging and have time to use for leisure. Sure, you might think, they're not better than pirates. But at least they're cooler than ninjas. And anyway, if a Viking fought a pirate, the pirate would be cloven in two! Besides, pirates don't get to go to Valhalla, where Vikings lounge around all day, practicing fighting, getting served mead by beautiful women (called Valkyries) and chill with ODIN until the time for Ragnarok comes, when they're charged with fighting off tons of evil gods, including the wolf Fenris. OOH! As for pirates and ninjas. Pirates are better. But Vikings still rule all, I mean cmon, once they die and if chosen go to Valhalla, they pimp around some Valkyries, ah the irony. If I die, it's gonna be in battle, slain by a beautiful woman called a Valkyrie. Ahh, Valkyries, great shield-maidens of odin.
Actually, Valkyries are batter.
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Post by SneakyPete on Nov 7, 2005 11:02:47 GMT -8
Do I really need to say Who I think...come on...
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Post by SneakyPete on Nov 7, 2005 11:05:53 GMT -8
And thank you Vampyre, Vikings do in fact rule all. I say that because:
1 its true
2 Its my heratige
and 3 if you believe in Norse Mythology I am related to the Norse watcher god Heimdall.
WOOT WOOT!!
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Nov 7, 2005 11:22:29 GMT -8
I consider Vikings as old school pirates....
with a lot of mythology attached.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 7, 2005 11:31:14 GMT -8
And thank you Vampyre, Vikings do in fact rule all. I say that because: 1 its true 2 Its my heratige and 3 if you believe in Norse Mythology I am related to the Norse watcher god Heimdall. WOOT WOOT!! Then that means you're not REAL! *expects peter to go poof* *nothing happens* Damn it! |
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 7, 2005 13:51:03 GMT -8
I consider Vikings as old school pirates.... with a lot of mythology attached. Indeed. They are kinda like the unofficial prototype for pirates. |
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Post by Muramasa on Nov 7, 2005 18:35:51 GMT -8
I wonder if these sorts of "discussions" are similar to Knights vs Samurai arguments...
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 8, 2005 11:33:24 GMT -8
There were no arguments. THERE SHOULD BE NONE. Knights are better.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 8, 2005 11:34:40 GMT -8
I consider Vikings as old school pirates.... with a lot of mythology attached. Indeed. They are kinda like the unofficial prototype for pirates. Vikings are like pirates before they developed love for water, and then realized they got lots of salt water stuck in their pants, and thus began saying "ARR!" |
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Post by Inaaca on Nov 8, 2005 11:44:44 GMT -8
There were no arguments. THERE SHOULD BE NONE. Knights are better. I dunno man.. I mean, they're samurais. Samurais. |
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 8, 2005 11:46:30 GMT -8
Yeah, Sean, well I DO know. They're knights. KNIIIIIIGHHHHTS.
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Post by Muramasa on Nov 8, 2005 17:10:46 GMT -8
I don't really care for Pirates or Ninjas because...
Gangstas > pirates = ninjas
You don't see Cervantes taking it like Tupac.
By the way Sean, don't take Vampy seriously. This is the guy who thinks Samurais come from China.
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 8, 2005 17:13:33 GMT -8
I don't really care for Pirates or Ninjas because... Gangstas > pirates = ninjas You don't see Cervantes taking it like Tupac. By the way Sean, don't take Vampy seriously. This is the guy who thinks Samurais come from China. Well, if by "taking it like tupac" you mean "getting shot and killed" then you are right. Cervantes definately does not "take it like Tupac". Oh, and to that last statement: LOL |
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Post by Kuat on Nov 8, 2005 17:23:03 GMT -8
"Taking it like fitty" would be a better gangster analogy.
Then again, Pirates and Ninjas actually *kill* their intended targets targets. Gangstas miss their target completely, may hit a few children, and maybe have one bullet ricochet and hit themselves in the jugular. While the child killing thing is a plus, that doesn't strike much fear into your enemies...
"Yo yo dawg, don't F with me, or I'll... I'll... shoot your neighbor's daughter!"
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