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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 14:41:19 GMT -8
LOL. Well, good thing you didn't get offended. Alright then, good. once again sorry for everything. I'll try to make myself more accepted into the group to feel well enough to take and make jokes. SORRY again. We're all a cool bunch. But since you're a pirate, I'm a viking, and i'd still kick your ass. Wanna see? Well, my main beef is with ninjas, but I suppose I could always take a break and kick some viking ass too. You can TRY and kick VIKING ass. Pirates practically call Vikings "DADDY," That's right biatch! WHAT WHAT?! |
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 9, 2005 16:06:41 GMT -8
Eh, it's all about the sleek, quick and precise style of the ninja. I figured I should put at least something in here, since ninjas are getting practically no credit. Finally, someone who voted ninjas actually gave some input as to WHY! Good job. Let's see some more hustle out there, people! |
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Post by SneakyPete on Nov 9, 2005 17:42:01 GMT -8
Legends say that if a ninja had been in a place, even if it was for a minute, they could return there in meditation and remember everything about that place. Also when the shogons relized that then ninjas were better working for them and not against them, they would dress as gardeners, and when an enemy would enter they would kill them with GARDEN TOOLS like shears and stuff like that. Completly unexpected. Those are just to examples of why ninjas POWN pirates.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Nov 9, 2005 18:06:49 GMT -8
I've read one account of a pirate mutiny where the mutineers strapped their former captain to the painful end of a cannon and blew him out to sea.
Cannon. Point. Blank. To. The. Gut.
And this was a historical account... not some BS legend.
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Post by SneakyPete on Nov 9, 2005 20:41:38 GMT -8
Do you think that the gardening story is a legend? But thats not really important. What is important is that in a one on one fight a ninja whould kick the crap out of a pirate. period.
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Post by SneakyPete on Nov 9, 2005 20:44:27 GMT -8
and some more Viking facts. The Vikings pillaged and traved all the way into Saudi Arabia! (I think I spelled that wrong.)
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 20:59:08 GMT -8
and some more Viking facts. The Vikings pillaged and traved all the way into Saudi Arabia! (I think I spelled that wrong.) No, you got it right. |
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 21:01:00 GMT -8
Man, I'm gonna ask Val about that pirate story again about those two awesome pirate babes who faught off some enemies when all the other men were hiding in fear. Then I'll tell you guys about it.
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Post by Inaaca on Nov 9, 2005 21:01:38 GMT -8
I'd say, depending on the skill of the pirate, and his/her weapon of choice (ex. sword, gun, etc.), they may be a pretty even match for a ninja in a one on one fight.
Ninjas, however, are in their prime when they hold the element of surprise. If ninjas have the element of surprise, as they usually do, any pirates in their path don't stand a chance.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 21:13:58 GMT -8
Well, according to the film, the Last Samurai, Tom Cruise can kick any samurai's, ninja's or militia man's ass. So a drunken american indian war veteran could would win over all. C'mon, he blew up a tripod. Pirates and Ninjas can't blow up tripods. I hate saying this, but Tom Cruise wins. Actually tripods win. And bacteria, only bacteria can defeat anything.
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Post by Muramasa on Nov 9, 2005 21:51:26 GMT -8
Actually, Scientologist kicked Tom Cruise's ass. Therefore, L. Ron Hubbard ownzz Tom Cruise, Pirates, and Ninjas.  As for Tripods, Scientologist told them that they were once intergalactic walruses who were forced into love affairs by red haired robot women who flew them into the sun during an auditing session. So yes, Scientologist own Tripods too. |
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 21:56:39 GMT -8
I hate scientologists. GOD kicks everyone's ass.
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Post by Kuat on Nov 9, 2005 21:59:27 GMT -8
Garry Oldman's Dad does indeed kick everyone's ass.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 22:00:31 GMT -8
lol, what?!
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Post by Kuat on Nov 9, 2005 22:15:54 GMT -8
G.O.D.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Nov 9, 2005 22:19:49 GMT -8
STUPID ME... I thought you were suggesting Gary Oldman played Jesus in a movie. Now THAT would be scary.
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 9, 2005 22:35:12 GMT -8
Do you think that the gardening story is a legend? But thats not really important. What is important is that in a one on one fight a ninja whould kick the crap out of a pirate. period. Ninjas are too wimpy to engage in a one on one fight. They just sneak up on people and kill them. They know they'd get PWNED if they took on a pirate head-on. |
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Post by Inaaca on Nov 9, 2005 23:02:15 GMT -8
Do you think that the gardening story is a legend? But thats not really important. What is important is that in a one on one fight a ninja whould kick the crap out of a pirate. period. Ninjas are too wimpy to engage in a one on one fight. They just sneak up on people and kill them. They know they'd get PWNED if they took on a pirate head-on. Pfft, give ninjas some credit. Ninjas have to be skilled as hell in the art of killing, martial arts, combat, and acrobatics to do what they do. |
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Post by The Dankness on Nov 9, 2005 23:03:53 GMT -8
Ninjas are too wimpy to engage in a one on one fight. They just sneak up on people and kill them. They know they'd get PWNED if they took on a pirate head-on. Pfft, give ninjas some credit. Ninjas have to be skilled as hell in the art of killing, martial arts, combat, and acrobatics to do what they do. Yes yes, I realize that. But can they out-drink a pirate? |
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Post by Inaaca on Nov 9, 2005 23:04:42 GMT -8
Pfft, give ninjas some credit. Ninjas have to be skilled as hell in the art of killing, martial arts, combat, and acrobatics to do what they do. Yes yes, I realize that. But can they out-drink a pirate? Heh, probably not. Ninjas are more responsible. |
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