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Post by Captain Galaxy on Jan 8, 2006 14:08:48 GMT -8
We all know god created the earth. But what we don't know is about the pseudo god Xenu. You know, the guy who brought billions of aliens souls to earth, stacked them around Volcanoes, and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs, and then those souls spread out and stuck to the living. Anyway, what my point is, that there are a lot of awesomely hilarious made up mythologies out there, like the flying spaghetti monster. And I was just thinking, if you could make your own, what would it be?
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jan 8, 2006 18:34:49 GMT -8
We all know god created the earth. We do? |
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Post by Kuat on Jan 8, 2006 19:23:10 GMT -8
We all know god created the earth. We do? Yeah, that was news to me as well. I guess I find out new things about myself every day. Oh, look, more hair. See what I mean? As for the thread: Hmm, a world in which God and Satan are best bros, and that armageddon is them actually having a huge kegger to celebrate when Jesus marries Damian's daughter. It just got lost in translation. Oh yeah, and Zeus and Thor will be the best men for the wedding. Anubis has to bring nachos as well. It's all written in the original language, trust me. |
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Post by The Dankness on Jan 8, 2006 20:04:27 GMT -8
YISM (pronounced yee-ism) The theology of yee. Originally founded by myself and fellow philosopher Worm. According to Chinese theology, everything is bound together by yin and yang, but little do most people know, there is a third. YEE. Yin and yang create balance, but it is yee that ads "be-gough" to that balance. Funk, my friends. Soul. We-nough ch-chicka wenough ch ch chika be-gough. This theology has been shunned by many throughout time due to the complexity of the yee subject matter. It had been said that the secrets of the yee can only be fully understood when one can fully understand and fathom the words documented in "Shakey's Bathroom", the quintisential ancient texts of yee, written long ago by Worm and myself. Unfortunately, it is written in the long-lost CRAK terminology, only known by us. Consequently, we are also the only two who fully understand the philosophies and ethics of yee... And we're not telling.  Oh yee. |
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Jan 8, 2006 20:59:50 GMT -8
you should enter that info in the wikipedia. Or create a book. "Ying, Yang, Yee, You, and their places in the world."
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Post by Muramasa on Jan 9, 2006 20:16:23 GMT -8
In the begining, there was Bob...
that's it.
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Post by The Dankness on Jan 10, 2006 2:52:52 GMT -8
Was Bob without form and void?
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Post by Kuat on Jan 10, 2006 10:26:37 GMT -8
Was Bob without form and void? Dude, it's Bob. What part of Bob don't you get. |
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Post by Muramasa on Jan 10, 2006 15:42:20 GMT -8
And then Bob spoketh "Let there be wine!"
But was unable to find any. And that was it.
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Post by The Dankness on Jan 10, 2006 17:18:43 GMT -8
And then Bob spoketh "Let there be wine!" But was unable to find any. And that was it. Wait a sec, you said "that was it" originally, but you added more! I think you know more about this Bob guy than you want us to think... OUT WITH IT! Enlighten us. |
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Post by Muramasa on Jan 11, 2006 9:30:14 GMT -8
Well, you see...Hey, look over there!
*escapes Lupin style*
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Post by SneakyPete on Jan 11, 2006 10:57:20 GMT -8
And god said it was good, and all ate ice cream.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jan 11, 2006 19:57:11 GMT -8
This thread is a lot more hilarious than I think was intended. The sheer irony of starting off the thread with an epitomic phrase of intelligent design followed shortly with the mention of the flying spaghetti monster....
Anyways, I do enjoy the Church of the SubGenius. This satirically religion preaches that everyone is born with original "slack" (generally stands for the sense of freedom, independence, and original thinking that comes when you achieve your personal goals) and that the normal people have a worldwide conspiracy to take it away.
Over all, The Church of the SubGenius promotes humor, comedy, parody, and satire. It, itslef, can also be seen as one large postmodern satire of religious instituations and cults. It also has many well-known ministers such as Pee-Wee Herman, David Bryne, Frank Zappa, and Bruce Campbell.
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