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Quotage
May 29, 2006 22:23:37 GMT -8
Post by jroseemi on May 29, 2006 22:23:37 GMT -8
I like to gather a lot of quotes for my site, so I wrote some down while I was out in California and decided to share them (most come from when Anta came over and we all played his video game Graffiti Kingdom).
This is also a place where if you so please, you can give me quotes (from you guys) that I can add. I should just go through this damn board because I could find plenty, but I'm too lazy.
Anyway... to quotes...
Me (about Guild Wars): "I wanted to [cast animate bone horror], but no, Wylie decided he wanted to run into the big green circle [of doom]!" (I have a character I named after Wylie)
Sara: "Llama!"
Me: "And then one day, Mickey's army will rise, and they will win, because while they are only children, there are a lot of them. And he will rule the world, and then everything will be.... PG!"
Sara: "You won't believe what I got!"
Anta: "When you say it like that, I can."
Me: "Well, guess what I got!"
Anta: "Uh oh."
Sara: "We didn't know Comics had it."
Me: "You know that wonderful thing called Yaoi? We both picked out one and I bought them. Mine was all sweet and romantic and cute. Sara's on the other hand was just hardcore."
Sara: "I went for the pretty cover!"
Sara: "She's making me do it!"
Anta: "She's making you make Yaoi characters? Yes, because you have absolutely no choice in this whatsoever. By the way she laughs, she knows I'm right."
Sara: "Anta, do you really think I would?"
Anta: "Do you really want me to answer that?"
Next 5 quotes have to do with a character Sara made on the game called "Graffiti Kingdom". Very strange game.
Me: "It's like the Easter bunny exploded everywhere."
Anta: "He seems to be missing a few parts."
Anta: "It looks like Sara's bunny has had too much heroine for its time. That would explain the dialated eyes and big smile."
Anta: "It sounds like it's screaming in agony."
Uncle Don: "That's what happens when you roast peeps."
Uncle Don: "Drunken kung-foo."
Sara: "My bunny is drunk!"
Uncle Don: "It only has one foot. The other is hanging from a keychain."
Delia: "I'll kick you in the..."
Pamela: "Donuts!"
Josh: "We've heard some decorative names for those, but nothing like that."
Me: "Apparently there's a new name for the male region; the testicles. Donuts."
Delia: "Those (points to general region on Sara)."
Sara: "I don't have those!"
Delia: "Fine, there! (points to Josh)."
Sara: "He doesn't have those either."
Josh: (stare)
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Quotage
May 29, 2006 22:56:57 GMT -8
Post by Inaaca on May 29, 2006 22:56:57 GMT -8
Sheesh, some of those quotes are more like stories.
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Quotage
May 30, 2006 8:02:01 GMT -8
Post by jroseemi on May 30, 2006 8:02:01 GMT -8
Some of them are linked together. I added about 3 quotes last night that happened between me and my friend Bryan. All 3 are long and they go together, but its too funny to pass up.
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Quotage
May 31, 2006 21:37:07 GMT -8
Post by Muramasa on May 31, 2006 21:37:07 GMT -8
Heh, this sounds kinda interesting. A sort of collection of all the darndest things our group says.
By the way, where are those other 3 quotes that you said you added?
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Quotage
May 31, 2006 22:01:49 GMT -8
Post by Captain Galaxy on May 31, 2006 22:01:49 GMT -8
I've got one:
It happened along time ago, at the library, for some reason, andrew and brian called me anti-semetic and in response I said: "Hey, I'm all for semeticism."
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Quotage
May 31, 2006 22:08:18 GMT -8
Post by Kuat on May 31, 2006 22:08:18 GMT -8
I've got one: It happened along time ago, at the library, for some reason, andrew and brian called me anti-semetic and in response I said: "Hey, I'm all for semeticism." Heh, I remember that. I can't remember the conversation either, but that was a pretty funny comeback. |
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Quotage
May 31, 2006 23:57:30 GMT -8
Post by You probably can't touch this. on May 31, 2006 23:57:30 GMT -8
While playing an online game of capture the flag on Counter Strike, Val explain to us why she was showing no interest in obtaining the enemy's flag with this:
"I'm just here to kill."
Also, we must not forget here entirely serious suggestion to Andrew:
"You know, you'd be far more useful to the world by recycling yourself back into the earth." (or something to that effet)
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Post by Inaaca on Jun 1, 2006 2:28:45 GMT -8
I was there for that second one.. It was an unsettling moment.
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Post by jroseemi on Jun 1, 2006 3:00:18 GMT -8
lol. Those are awesome. I'll definitely add them.
The other three I added? I guess I could post them here, although they don't pertain to this group at all. We were having fun though (which reminds me there was something else we said in IM that I need to add.)
Bryan (on his summer plans): "My other plans include start bodybuilding program, find a girlfriend, work on my rap music, maybe do some 3d animations, take over the world.. err, that last one may not work so well."
Me: "Ellie and I can help you. We already have a plan to get rid of the stupid people. It includes a big santa and explosives."
Bryan: "Mine involved lemons."
Me: "Lemons?"
Bryan: "Yes, they will allow me to conquer the planet. What, you don't believe me?"
Me: "No, it's genius. Damn that sour citrus! Right under our noses the entire time..."
Bryan: "Well just wait til I squirt lemon juice in everyones eyes..."
Me: "And then with the santa, the world will hear the cries of stupid, blind people."
Bryan: "Yay!"
Bryan: "If I find another girlfriend anytime soon, I'll make sure first off that she's gonna accept me for who I am and not try to keep me on a leash, in other words."
Me: "And if she does try to, Emi's gonna kick some ass."
Bryan: "You'll be the first to know then. My ex Rachelle (who is now a really good friend) already said she would kick [the evil ex-girlfriend]'s ass if she ever saw her in public... we know where she works at too."
Me: "Yay! Lets go! Get the santa!"
Bryan: "Don't forget the lemons"
Me: "Yes, the lemons."
Bryan: "Oh, I also need a decaying, radioactive catfish thats been kissed by a lawn gnome... don't ask what for, its a suprise."
Bryan: "I've been having really weird dreams lately."
Me: "Really?"
Bryan: "Yeah. I dreamed I was in the grocery store looking for donuts, and when I finally found them they were like 10 times the size of regular donuts. They say your dreams hold meaning, I wonder what this could mean.."
Me: "I see many donuts in your future. Your rapper name will change to... the Lethal Donut!"
Bryan: "Maybe I'm destined to be a cop!"
Me: "A rapping cop!"
Bryan: "There's a combination for you. Rap about vengeance, violence, rage, drugs, and yet be a cop against this.. its perfect!"
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Jun 1, 2006 9:59:33 GMT -8
While playing an online game of capture the flag on Counter Strike, Val explain to us why she was showing no interest in obtaining the enemy's flag with this: "I'm just here to kill." Also, we must not forget here entirely serious suggestion to Andrew: "You know, you'd be far more useful to the world by recycling yourself back into the earth." (or something to that effet) The first one with Val was when we were playing Soldier of Fortune at my house. |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 10:13:57 GMT -8
Post by Kuat on Jun 1, 2006 10:13:57 GMT -8
You know, you'd be far more useful to the world by recycling yourself back into the earth. Awwwwwkkkwwaaarrddd |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 11:22:50 GMT -8
Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jun 1, 2006 11:22:50 GMT -8
The first one with Val was when we were playing Soldier of Fortune at my house. I could have sworn it was counter strike. I know we were playing capture the flag on opposite teams (thus explains the quote not caring about points) and I don't think SoF 2 has a "capture the flag" game option. |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 11:50:02 GMT -8
Post by Captain Galaxy on Jun 1, 2006 11:50:02 GMT -8
The first one with Val was when we were playing Soldier of Fortune at my house. I could have sworn it was counter strike. I know we were playing capture the flag on opposite teams (thus explains the quote not caring about points) and I don't think SoF 2 has a "capture the flag" game option. Yeah it does, it has "Capture the flag", "deathmatch", and "team deathmatch." You were also playing on my laptop, since i had two copies of the game. |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 11:50:27 GMT -8
Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jun 1, 2006 11:50:27 GMT -8
OH... okay
that makes sense ;D
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 11:53:14 GMT -8
Post by Captain Galaxy on Jun 1, 2006 11:53:14 GMT -8
i think what's really sad about what Val said to Andrew is the fact that she really didn't see any use or purpose for him at the time.
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 13:14:31 GMT -8
Post by Kuat on Jun 1, 2006 13:14:31 GMT -8
i think what's really sad about what Val said to Andrew is the fact that she really didn't see any use or purpose for him at the time. Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless, and eventually we all will be recycled into the Earth eventually. Not like any of that is a bad, just sayin'. |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 19:38:36 GMT -8
Post by Muramasa on Jun 1, 2006 19:38:36 GMT -8
i think what's really sad about what Val said to Andrew is the fact that she really didn't see any use or purpose for him at the time. Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless, and eventually we all will be recycled into the Earth eventually. Not like any of that is a bad, just sayin'. Pfft, says you! Someone obviously hasn't met Prometheus yet... |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 21:45:02 GMT -8
Post by You probably can't touch this. on Jun 1, 2006 21:45:02 GMT -8
Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless |
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Quotage
Jun 1, 2006 23:21:40 GMT -8
Post by The Dankness on Jun 1, 2006 23:21:40 GMT -8
Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless  |
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Post by Kuat on Jun 2, 2006 4:33:39 GMT -8
Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless Hey, that's my line! God damn it, I knew someone would do that. Yet the ultimate irony is that in the end we're all pretty much useless and purposeless, and eventually we all will be recycled into the Earth eventually. Not like any of that is a bad, just sayin'. Pfft, says you! Someone obviously hasn't met Prometheus yet... I did, but he was too busy trying to get that eagle away from his liver at the time. |
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