John Tucker Must Buy

[You probably can't touch this.]

Is there some kind of extra chromosome in the myspace bimbo's make-up that requires a purchase of a small water bottle or large diet coke before seeing said celluloid?


*still hasn't written concession rant*

*will after he leaves the job and gets some free time*

[Captain Galaxy]

I hate movies like that. But I swear, if people are seeing that instead of Miami Vice, thank god! Man, that's a horrible idea for a movie, I hope it flops so bad that Michael Mann never makes another movie again, as well as Colin Farell and Jamie Foxx. Thankfully, both movies will be forgotten within a month. Yay!