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Post by Kuat on Apr 27, 2007 18:01:16 GMT -8
Heavy,thought provoking reading here. I love the in-depth analysis of the current situation. Oh yeah, and the next article, will be "Africa AIDS, anarchy, blah blah, lack of UN support, Darfur, genocide, yakedy yak." I look forward to this exciting read.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Apr 27, 2007 23:21:51 GMT -8
"May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
Stupid THS "Broadcaster" wouldn't let us do Onion-inspired articles. Journalistic integrity, they said. Psh.
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Post by Captain Galaxy on Apr 29, 2007 5:00:19 GMT -8
"We have to give this plan time to wop bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom, ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang," President Bush may as well have said. "May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America."
Comedy gold, it's like an article in the Onion. Heh heh which reminds me of an article title: JAPAN ATTACKS PEARL HARBOR, FRANCE SURRENDERS.
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GERMANY DECLARES WAR ON BELGIUM DECLARES WAR ON FRANCE DECLARES WAR ON AUSTRIA DECLARES WAR ON RUSSIA DECLARES WAR ON POLAND DECLARES WAR ON ENGLAND DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY, NATIONS STRUGGLE TO REMEMBER ALLIES.
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Post by Muramasa on Apr 29, 2007 10:06:37 GMT -8
"May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America." Stupid THS "Broadcaster" wouldn't let us do Onion-inspired articles. Journalistic integrity, they said. Psh. Heh, maybe we can have our own little news column right here in the forums. |
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Post by Kuat on Apr 29, 2007 10:28:18 GMT -8
"May God [help/bless/save] the United States of America." Stupid THS "Broadcaster" wouldn't let us do Onion-inspired articles. Journalistic integrity, they said. Psh. Heh, maybe we can have our own little news column right here in the forums. This just in: The "Boards of Something" become the "Boards of Awesome". More at 11. Now to David Lynch with the weather. |
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Post by The Dankness on Apr 29, 2007 10:57:22 GMT -8
David Lynch doing weather? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? I expect to see David Cronenberg doing traffic reports, and Clive Barker on sports.
That would be the baddest-ass news program of all time.
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Post by Kuat on Apr 29, 2007 11:20:57 GMT -8
David Lynch doing weather? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? I expect to see David Cronenberg doing traffic reports, and Clive Barker on sports. That would be the baddest-ass news program of all time. I can imagine Clive doing a "George Takei" constantly, if you recall what I mean. |
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Post by The Dankness on Apr 29, 2007 11:23:55 GMT -8
David Lynch doing weather? Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? I expect to see David Cronenberg doing traffic reports, and Clive Barker on sports. That would be the baddest-ass news program of all time. I can imagine Clive doing a "George Takei" constantly, if you recall what I mean. Yes, I'm sure Mr. Barker ALSO loves sweaty basketball players. |
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Post by Kuat on Apr 29, 2007 11:51:24 GMT -8
I can imagine Clive doing a "George Takei" constantly, if you recall what I mean. Yes, I'm sure Mr. Barker ALSO loves sweaty basketball players. As Dex well knows. |
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