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Post by Inaaca on Oct 13, 2004 20:09:24 GMT -8
A new type of vandalism has recently become known to me. The days of vandalising cars with rocks, toilet paper and keys pale in comparison. My car was oranged.
Yes, oranged, you heard right. I walked out to my car to find a strange...thing smeared across my windshield. It was so misshapen that it took some time to determine what exactly it was. It was an orange. Luckily, the reason for going out to my car was to wash it anyways.
It seems, however, that the act of oranging is more effective than I had thought. It was stuck to my windshield like...like...well it was stuck on there pretty good. After spending a good while getting it off, oranges didn't seem quite as appetizing as before...
Be wary, car owners. The orangers are out there...
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Post by Blighton on Oct 14, 2004 5:37:19 GMT -8
Creppy but I'd rather have that happen to me then my car being egged, god that's one of the worst thing that can happen to you because it eats the paint.  |
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Oct 14, 2004 9:31:29 GMT -8
Look on the bright side, you got a free fast-food orange juice. Although it was too fast to recognize that you weren't driving, that it was delivered to the your window shield, and that it wasn't squeezed into a cup, it is the thought that counts. We should all be so lucky.
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Post by Kuat on Oct 14, 2004 13:18:38 GMT -8
Damn you Sean, is this the thanks I get? I went through all that trouble to make sure your car smelled orangy-fresh, and THIS is the thanks I get.
Ah well, maybe orange isn't your thing. KIWI! That's it, the way of the future!
On a serious note, if this recurs, I say we all go to seans house, keep watch, and mob the bastards!
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Post by Muramasa on Oct 14, 2004 19:19:41 GMT -8
Now now, before we start pointing fingers, we should consider the possibility of a freak accident...
Like supposing some Orange Julius stand explodes somewhere...
and it happens to send a single orange toward the direction of your house...
and then it hits a bird, ricochet's off a trash, bounces off a trampoline, dives under an oncoming car, rolls into a sewage line which then leads to a near by sprinkler head that sends it fly close to your car. At the same time, two kids are exchanging high-fives(hmm, does one exchange a high-five?), when one of them misses, hits the orange that happens to be flying at them from out of a sprinkler head, and gets smeared across your windshield.
Admit it, you know I'm right.
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Post by Inaaca on Oct 16, 2004 0:36:35 GMT -8
Y'know...Dex reported an interesting occurrence to me the other day..
Apparantly Bob (hefty neighbor) was pitching to David (Bob's son) who had a baseball bat. Ordinary enough, right? Well, not quite. You see, baseballs are apparantly not their style, for Bob was pitching various fruits and vegetables (limes, tomatoes...and yes, oranges) and David was slamming his bat into each of them in turn. Various bashed foods of this nature were strewn across the area..
As Dex walked by, they both kind of awkwardly stopped what they were doing and quickly went inside. Coincidence? I think we have a culprit...or two.
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Post by Muramasa on Oct 16, 2004 22:04:02 GMT -8
I still think it's Harry the Hypnotist.
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Post by jroseemi on Oct 17, 2004 9:14:27 GMT -8
who uses fruit and veggies as baseballs? another reason to make me think that the water in california is affecting the people... i'm scared.
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Post by jroseemi on Oct 17, 2004 9:16:03 GMT -8
btw.. how good is that? We're talking about oranges, and the ads at the top are all for cirtus.
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Post by Kuat on Oct 18, 2004 13:02:33 GMT -8
btw.. how good is that? We're talking about oranges, and the ads at the top are all for cirtus. That is because the Ads search through the posts and find the most relevant things to advertise. Look at the other posts, and you will see it as well. |
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Post by Inaaca on Oct 18, 2004 18:26:49 GMT -8
Heh, cool. I never noticed that...
Maybe because the ads tend to misinterpret our interests.
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