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Post by Captain Galaxy on Aug 23, 2007 13:58:10 GMT -8
It's a first person shooter slash little girl killer slash big ol' mutant submariner running away fromer slash needle self-injector. I should write game reviews. Well, you forgot to give it a rating. Like, "You WILL be BIOSHOCKED!"
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Post by Chibisa on Aug 23, 2007 14:02:15 GMT -8
yup! you forgot a rating!
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 23, 2007 14:02:20 GMT -8
I'll give it four "good lord, the drill is ripping through my hand"s out of five.
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:09:02 GMT -8
Actually, you play as a former Navy Commando trying to find the chemical formula to creating a portable thermonuclear weapon. I have no clue what that video was actually about.
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Post by Chibisa on Aug 23, 2007 14:10:23 GMT -8
you're confusing me ANTA!!!!!
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:13:42 GMT -8
It's also an First Person Action RPG/ Dating Sim. I managed to pick up on the gal with the green dress and the short hair.
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Post by The Dankness on Aug 23, 2007 14:14:39 GMT -8
It's also an First Person Action RPG/ Dating Sim. I managed to pick up on the gal with the green dress and the short hair. Hey! I called her already!
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Post by Chibisa on Aug 23, 2007 14:15:48 GMT -8
gee.... i thing she's cheating on both of ya!
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:18:47 GMT -8
I should've known when her lips weren't there the second time I saw her.
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Post by Chibisa on Aug 23, 2007 14:19:44 GMT -8
uh oh!
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Post by The Dankness on Aug 23, 2007 14:28:08 GMT -8
I should've known when her lips weren't there the second time I saw her. They were with ME!
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:34:01 GMT -8
Hey, at least I got the best parts of her. Or at least, what I assume wasn't genetically modified.
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Post by The Dankness on Aug 23, 2007 14:36:59 GMT -8
Hey, at least I got the best parts of her. Or at least, what I assume wasn't genetically modified. My God, I'm stuck in a love triangle with a genetically enhanced human experiment!
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:39:18 GMT -8
That statement actually applies 87% of my relationships with people.
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Post by The Dankness on Aug 23, 2007 14:39:22 GMT -8
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 23, 2007 14:42:47 GMT -8
Everytime I hear Liquid's motives and his way of carrying out his plans, I always find them to be a bit sillier each time.
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Post by You probably can't touch this. on Aug 23, 2007 19:50:42 GMT -8
I remember being surprised that after all that espionage, the motive behind it all was pretty much the same premise as Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1988 comedy, Twins.
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Post by Muramasa on Aug 24, 2007 13:01:18 GMT -8
I think you hit the nail on the head.
Heh, now I'm imagining some kind of sitcom involving Solid and Liquid Snake living in the same studio together. They probably have to take care of a baby they both found on accident. Wacky hijinks ensue when Solidus decides to pay them a visit. It'll be called Snakes, Rattle, and Roll.
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Post by Chibisa on Aug 24, 2007 14:44:34 GMT -8
lol!
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Post by Dragoondachemist on Aug 24, 2007 22:25:45 GMT -8
I have gone and had a geekgasim. I just finished playing Bioshock earlier today around five and damn it was awesome. You cannot predict the story line one bit. There are so many points in the game where you have a holy crap moment. I beat on the hard setting and I breezed through it rather to easily. I harvested all the little sisters and now I am going through saving all the little sisters on easy mode and damn, I am just flying along.
So here are some of the more sadistic things that I have done with plasmids. 1. Put a proximity mine on the ceiling over a cyclone trap, so when a splicer steps it they going flying into an explosion. 2. The classic light on fire, they go for the water they I shock the hell out of them. 3. Place six proximity mines on an explosive barrel and then throw it at a big daddy and kill a big daddy in one hit. 4. Set up six trap wires and have a bouncer charge me and he dies most of the way through it and the momentum makes him slide up to my feet, dead and thats where I grab the little sister. 5. Release the insects and when the poor sucker is swinging at the air I set the splicer on fire. 6. My favorite is the big daddy hypnotize. Hit him with this plasmid and he follows you around as if your a little sister. Git hit and the big daddy go crazy, just make sure not to use explosives or do any damage to the big guy. 7. Use the electric jell on a big daddy, you got to do is stand there and shock the big guy until the sucker is dead (takes 30 seconds) of just standing there shocking one of the hardest enemies until it dies. Rather anti-climactic.
BIG HELP: Without using any spoilers, when you finish the art piece do not kill the artist that wanted you to put it together. I killed him, bad idea.
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